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Post by Reptile on Apr 27, 2014 3:47:05 GMT -5
This is a forum game classic. The rules are simple - you only need to do 2 things in this game; make a wish and grant the wish of the user above you. However, like Genies and the Monkey's Paw, you must try and grant the wish so that you get the worst result for the poster. You can keep it realistic or go crazy with it, as long as there's some logic to it.
I'll start with a simple wish - I wish I had a million dollars.
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Post by Albacore on Apr 27, 2014 4:12:25 GMT -5
Approved.
Congratulations, you've completely crashed the stock market due to the huge amount of money you've recieved and it is now worthless.
I wish I could talk to animals!
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Post by Adrian Marin on Apr 27, 2014 5:51:36 GMT -5
Congratulations, the government in (wherever you are) has decided to research communication with animals, they have decided that to keep you safe, they would have to keep you captive and take a look inside your brain to find out how and why you're able to speak with animals. This goes on for 20 years, animals have grown in intelligence thanks to the humans educating them in mathematics, literature and all fields of science. With this new knowledge, they decided to rebel against the humans. World War 3 begins.
As for my wish... I wish I was a Mr. Mime!
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Post by AWailOfATail on Apr 27, 2014 8:14:47 GMT -5
Congratulations, you'll now spend the rest of your existence in a PC and will never see the light of day. Offense will take over BH and eventually drive all stallers to extinction.
I wish I had a pet platypus. Because why not.
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Post by Celever on Apr 27, 2014 8:25:43 GMT -5
Congratulations, you'll now spend the rest of your existence in a PC and will never see the light of day. Offense will take over BH and eventually drive all stallers to extinction. I wish I had a pet platypus. Because why not. Congratulations, your platypus is a secret agent, and you are his target. Prepare to die... I wish chicken didn't make me vomit.
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Post by Albacore on Apr 27, 2014 8:48:26 GMT -5
Congratulations, chicken cannot make you vomit anymore. However, one day, you accidentally eat an infected chicken, and since you are unable to vomit it out, you digest it and eventually die from food poisoning.
I wish I had a third arm.
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Post by Celever on Apr 27, 2014 9:01:20 GMT -5
Congratulations, chicken cannot make you vomit anymore. However, one day, you accidentally eat an infected chicken, and since you are unable to vomit it out, you digest it and eventually die from food poisoning. I wish I had a third arm. Congratulations, you now have a third arm. However, you were in a vicious motor boating accident, and two of your arms had to be amputated. That's ironic :/ I wish I was gay.
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Post by TheFlavio on Apr 27, 2014 11:28:10 GMT -5
Congratulations, you are gay. However, hate crimes against gay couples have gotten more violent, and you end up dying.
I wish I can be forever isolated with books and an unlimited supply of healthy food.
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Post by Celever on Apr 27, 2014 11:31:09 GMT -5
Congratulations, you are gay. However, hate crimes against gay couples have gotten more violent, and you end up dying. I wish I can be forever isolated with books and an unlimited supply of healthy food. Congratulations, you are isolated with books and healthy food. However, due to the lack of fatty acids in your diet, you became unhealthy. Ironic, right? Well, to top it off, the only books you have are picture books! I wish I was a donkey.
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Post by TheFlavio on Apr 27, 2014 11:34:06 GMT -5
Congratulation, you are a donkey. However you are now used as a drug mule to send marijuana back and forth from Mexico and U.S. of A.
I wish I had a girlfriend that isn't a psycho. #Foreveralone:'(
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Post by Celever on Apr 27, 2014 11:59:49 GMT -5
Congratulation, you are a donkey. However you are now used as a drug mule to send marijuana back and forth from Mexico and U.S. of A. I wish I had a girlfriend that isn't a psycho. #Foreveralone:'( Congratulations, you got a girlfriend who wasn't a psycho. She was lesbian though, and after 6 years of marriage you found out she was having an affair with Miley Cyrus because she features on one of her videos. I wish I could jump in volcanoes and swim around in there unharmed.
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Post by Arhops on Apr 27, 2014 12:07:34 GMT -5
Congratulations you can now jump in volcanoes and swim around unharmed. However the magma has found its way into your body. Later in the day you will feel heavier than normal. This is because the magma has turned into rock. You now have to go to the hospital to have surgery to remove the rock. This should cost you a couple thousands.
I wish I had Pokemon X :[
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Post by Celever on Apr 27, 2014 12:21:43 GMT -5
Congratulations you can now jump in volcanoes and swim around unharmed. However the magma has found its way into your body. Later in the day you will feel heavier than normal. This is because the magma has turned into rock. You now have to go to the hospital to have surgery to remove the rock. This should cost you a couple thousands. I wish I had Pokemon X :[ Pokemon X is honestly a bad game, you're missing very little. I wish they carried on the orre series of games ;@;
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Post by AWailOfATail on Apr 27, 2014 12:25:57 GMT -5
Congratulations, they carried on the Orre series. Unfortunately, they sucked and Game Freak went bankrupt.
I wish I was the Lion from Wizard of Oz.
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Post by TheFlavio on Apr 27, 2014 12:40:04 GMT -5
Congratulations, you are now the Lion from Wizard of Oz. Sadly, due the budget cuts, the creators fire you and take away your Lion.
I wish I could make my own world.
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Post by Celever on Apr 27, 2014 14:45:02 GMT -5
Congratulations, your world is crap
I wish I could make a good wish
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Post by AWailOfATail on Apr 27, 2014 16:09:09 GMT -5
Congratulations, you made a good wish, but it ultimately backfired just like every other wish.
I wish I was a professional rock climber.
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Post by Celever on Apr 27, 2014 16:43:05 GMT -5
Congratulations. YOU fell off your first cliff. You're a comical pro rock cliber I wish I could makemamgood, unbackfirable wish.
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Post by AWailOfATail on Apr 27, 2014 17:51:22 GMT -5
Congratulations, your wish didn't backfire, it just blew up the other half of the world. Didn't harm you at all!
I wish I could think of a good wish.
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Post by TheFlavio on Apr 27, 2014 19:15:08 GMT -5
Congratulations, you thought of a good wish, but it was so amazing you DIED!!!!
I wish Lost Saga was a popular game so more people can play with me :3
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Post by AWailOfATail on Apr 27, 2014 19:32:29 GMT -5
Congratulations, Lost Saga is popular, but the makers had an evil plan to release a virus once it got popular enough and everyone's computer crashed!
I wish I was a wizard.
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Post by Reptile on Apr 27, 2014 22:47:57 GMT -5
Congratulations, Lost Saga is popular, but the makers had an evil plan to release a virus once it got popular enough and everyone's computer crashed! I wish I was a wizard. Congratulation - you stay a virgin forever, setting yourself up to become a wizard I wish for three more wishes.
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Post by Albacore on Apr 28, 2014 4:29:13 GMT -5
Congratulations, you have three more wishes, but they all get corrupted, so you end up with an incurable disease, an anvil for a foot, and a voice inside your head mocking your pathetic attempts to live a normal life.
I wish I didn't need to eat in order to stay alive anymore!
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Post by Celever on Apr 28, 2014 11:10:34 GMT -5
Congratulations, you have three more wishes, but they all get corrupted, so you end up with an incurable disease, an anvil for a foot, and a voice inside your head mocking your pathetic attempts to live a normal life. I wish I didn't need to eat in order to stay alive anymore! Congratulations, you stopped eating. Unfortunately, your family got concerned and put you on many camps to fix your anorexia, and you died of obesity a couple of years later thanks to the literal fat camps. I wish that rainbows lasted forever and ever and ever!
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Post by AWailOfATail on Apr 28, 2014 14:27:41 GMT -5
Congratulations, rainbows last forever and ever. However, you become slightly obsessed with them and their legends, such as the pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. One rainbow's end seemed to be in a volcano, and you jumped in lookin for the gold. You died.
I wish more people would sign up for Mafia.
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