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Post by Celever on Apr 30, 2014 0:17:46 GMT -5
I really want to corrupt that wish, but I can't. It's perfect...
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Post by Albacore on Apr 30, 2014 4:10:16 GMT -5
In other words, you wish you could corrupt that wish.
Congratulations, you successfully corrupt the wish, and nobody else signs up for Mafia.
I wish the BP thread got moved to VR.
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Post by simsims2800 on Apr 30, 2014 15:01:59 GMT -5
Congratulations, it was. However, the forum became corrupted, and nobody used it anymore.
I wish you all would be a bit more specific.
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Post by AWailOfATail on Apr 30, 2014 16:05:15 GMT -5
Congratulations, we are all now super specific and we die because we take too long to write these wishes.
I wish my cat wouldn't go outside, then come back inside for like three minutes, and go outside again (and repeat).
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Post by simsims2800 on May 1, 2014 8:45:47 GMT -5
Congratulations, your cat is no longer a cat. (That's what cats do, dude. Deal with it.)
I wish nobody posted in this thread anymore after my post. (That means you can't post to corrupt my wish. CHECKMATE)
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Post by AWailOfATail on May 1, 2014 9:32:34 GMT -5
Congratulations, your cat is no longer a cat. (That's what cats do, dude. Deal with it.) I wish nobody posted in this thread anymore after my post. (That means you can't post to corrupt my wish. CHECKMATE) Or is it? Congratulations, nobody posted in this thread anymore, but because you have grown used to it, you will always believe people are posting in this thread. You get taken to a psychiatric ward and live there forever. I wish simsims' wish didn't come true.
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Post by whatwasthatnoise on May 8, 2014 14:44:50 GMT -5
Congratulations,his wish wasn't granted and so he became depressed and committed suicide, leading to a vast socio-econonomic depression that eventually leads to the end of civilized life as we know it.
I wish that cheese wasn't.
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Post by Celever on May 14, 2014 11:37:07 GMT -5
Congratulations,his wish wasn't granted and so he became depressed and committed suicide, leading to a vast socio-econonomic depression that eventually leads to the end of civilized life as we know it. I wish that cheese wasn't. Congratulations, you prevented the annual cheese rolling and are suffocated in cheese forever. I wish that I could be a unicorn!
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Post by AWailOfATail on May 14, 2014 22:12:11 GMT -5
Congratulations, you are a unicorn. Unfortunately, Voldemort decides to drink YOUR blood in order to extend his life. And you die.
I wish that my school actually got out BEFORE JUNE 20TH
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Post by Celever on May 15, 2014 0:35:27 GMT -5
Congratulations, you are a unicorn. Unfortunately, Voldemort decides to drink YOUR blood in order to extend his life. And you die. I wish that my school actually got out BEFORE JUNE 20TH Congratulations, you get out of school over 2 months earlier than any other country in the world and are promptly slaughtered by rabid schoolchildren. I wish that my school actually got out BEFORE JULY 22ND
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Post by AWailOfATail on May 15, 2014 10:27:06 GMT -5
Congratulations, you are a unicorn. Unfortunately, Voldemort decides to drink YOUR blood in order to extend his life. And you die. I wish that my school actually got out BEFORE JUNE 20TH Congratulations, you get out of school over 2 months earlier than any other country in the world and are promptly slaughtered by rabid schoolchildren. I wish that my school actually got out BEFORE JULY 22ND Congratulations, you get out earlier and get hit by a car because the driver didn't expect kids to be out of school. (And btw, my sister got done on May 10th and she's rubbing it my face so I'm starting to get pissed. But July is late. Damn.) I wish that Tympole got a mega evolution in ORAS.
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Post by whatwasthatnoise on May 15, 2014 16:27:45 GMT -5
Congratulations, Tympole got a Mega Evolution. However, Nintendo was stormed by rabid fans and shut down, meaning no more pokemon games ever.
I wish that I could be capable of revising for more than ten seconds at a time.
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Post by Celever on May 16, 2014 0:44:50 GMT -5
Congratulations, you revise for 11 seconds and are immediately labeled as a nerd. You die alone - not even with a cat. The adoption agency wouldn't give you one.
I wish I know what that noise was.
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Post by AWailOfATail on May 16, 2014 6:45:09 GMT -5
Congratulations, you know what that noise is. Unfortunately, the secret is too much do you to handle and you are sent to a psychiatric wars where you draw on the walls with blue marker.
I wish someone could touch MC Hammer.
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Post by Celever on May 16, 2014 11:11:24 GMT -5
Congratulations, you know what that noise is. Unfortunately, the secret is too much do you to handle and you are sent to a psychiatric wars where you draw on the walls with blue marker. I wish someone could touch MC Hammer. Congratulations, you touch MC Hammer. He turns to gold, you sell it and you become a millionaire. You die a happy life... a short lived one, though, as MC Hammer's girlfriend hits you in the head with a Jigglypuff and kills you. I wish Jigglypuff was confirmed for smash 4.
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Post by whatwasthatnoise on May 16, 2014 11:24:56 GMT -5
Congratulations, Sakurai works extra-hard to confirm Jigglypuff for SSB4, but worsens his tendonitis to the point where he can't ever code again, meaning that the game gets cancelled.
I wish I had an extra ten hours in which to sleep in.
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Post by Celever on May 16, 2014 11:53:03 GMT -5
Congratulations, Sakurai works extra-hard to confirm Jigglypuff for SSB4, but worsens his tendonitis to the point where he can't ever code again, meaning that the game gets cancelled. I wish I had an extra ten hours in which to sleep in. Congratulations, you have an extra ten hours in which to sleep in. You are very healthy for a while, but then your body doesn't need as much sleep and you begin to wake up at 1 AM every day! Oh no! You get used to having very little sleep, the hours you get slowly decreasing, until you have too many sleepless nights and your body shuts down. I wish I could learn Wish...
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Post by whatwasthatnoise on May 16, 2014 12:56:31 GMT -5
Congratulations, you can learn Wish. However, this means that you are a Pokemon, and thus are captured and locked up for study.
I wish that I could know everything I need for my exams.
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Post by Celever on May 17, 2014 6:35:52 GMT -5
Congratulations, you can learn Wish. However, this means that you are a Pokemon, and thus are captured and locked up for study. I wish that I could know everything I need for my exams. Congratulations, you get 100% on all of your exams. Thanks to your incredible success, you lose your sense of humour and your friends all band together to murder you. I wish that less of these ended with death.
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Post by whatwasthatnoise on May 17, 2014 7:57:20 GMT -5
Congratulations, less of these ended with death. Due to the increased levity of the humour, you wore your throat out laughing, leaving you mute for the rest of your days.
I wish that you could delay the rest of the day until you wake up.
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Post by Celever on May 18, 2014 12:25:01 GMT -5
Congratulations, less of these ended with death. Due to the increased levity of the humour, you wore your throat out laughing, leaving you mute for the rest of your days. I wish that you could delay the rest of the day until you wake up. Congratulations, nobody ever wakes up. Timezones dude. I wish that friendship was literally magic.
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Post by AWailOfATail on May 18, 2014 21:12:19 GMT -5
Congratulations, friendship is now magic. Unfortunately, nobody has any clue what TRUE friendship is and nobody knows that friendship is now magic.
I wish I could turn into a cat at will AND BACK TOO.
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Post by whatwasthatnoise on May 19, 2014 8:46:28 GMT -5
Congratulations, you can turn to and from a cat at will. However, as you can only do it at Will, the first place you happen across that's called Will naturally contains a cabal of insane scientists who use this ability to create a polymorphing virus that traps the entire world in various stages of cat-transformation.
I wish that this wish can't be corrupted.
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Post by AWailOfATail on May 19, 2014 10:30:33 GMT -5
Congratulations, "This Wish" can't be corrupted. Somewhere in the world, there is something called This Wish and it is owned by someone evil. He uses it to take over the world and the rest of the world can't corrupt This Wish, so even if the owner dies, it still tries to take over the world.
I wish that Stall beats Offense in this upcoming tour.
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Post by whatwasthatnoise on May 19, 2014 17:28:55 GMT -5
Congratulations, Stall beat Offense. However, by the time the tournament is finished you've all died of old age.
I wish that teleporters were a thing.
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